UNI-BROW WARRIOR
ANTHONY DAVIS, THE NO. 1 PICK IN THURSDAY'S NBA DRAFT, IS NOT AFRAID TO EMBRACE HIS AWFULLY CARTOONIST UNI-BROW. DESPITE REPEATED ATTEMPTS TO PEOPLE TO GET HIM TO SHAVE IT, DAVIS WILL USE HIS LOOK AND CASH IN ON THE HYPE CONNECTED TO HIS EYEBROWS.
EARLIER THIS MONTH, DAVIS TRADEMARKED THE PHRASES "FEAR THE BROW" AND "RAISE THE BROW" IN ORDER TO STOP PEOPLE FROM MAKING MONEY OFF HIS LIKENESS. WHILE HE WAS IN KENTUCKY, PEOPLE WERE COMING UP WITH SEVERAL CREATIVE WAYS TO PUT THE UNI-BROW ON CLOTHING. THAT NEVER WENT BIG DUE TO THE UNIVERSITY AND NCAA MOST OF THE MERCHANDISE WAS CEASED.
DAVIS RECENTLY TOLD A REPORTER, "I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO GROW AN UNI-BROW, BECAUSE OF ME AND THEN TRY TO MAKE MONEY OFF IT." JUST IMAGINE HOW MANY FANS WOULD SPORT THE UNI-BROW DURING HORNETS HOME GAMES. THAT WAS THE REASON HE TRADEMARKED THE 2 PHRASES.
THIS IS MY THING WHO THE FUCK IN THIS WORLD WANTS TO GROW AND UNI-BROW INTENTIONALLY, LET ALONE USE IT TO MAKE MONEY. THE THING ABOUT THIS IS IT WOULD NOT SURPRISE ME RIGHT NOW, PEOPLE ARE DOING WORST THINGS FOR THAT 15 MINUTES OF FAME.
MY QUESTION TO YOU WOULD YOU GROW A UNI-BROW IF ANTHONY DAVIS BECOMES THIS BIG STAR WE ALL THINK HE WILL BE?
THIS IS MY OPINION YOU HAVE TO AGREE WITH ME DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE BERT FROM SESAME STREET. THERE BOTH YELLOW WITH THAT LONG FACE AND THAT DAMN UNI-BROW. IF HE WAS MY HOMEBOY I WOULD HAVE BEEN TURNED THAT INTO A DOUBLE BROW
I love this kid already...... why shave the unibrow when you can make money off of it....... Expect to see unibrows on the fans faces at HORNETS home games next year......... UNIBROW = UNIBALLING!!!!!!! CHA-CHING!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLol!! I agree tho... Why shave it when u can make 10-15Ms off that alone in a yr
ReplyDeleteYeah he's gonna make a pretty penny with merchandise sales....
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