Saturday, July 14, 2012

JORDAN BRAND HAS PEOPLE TEARING THE WALLS DOWN AT CHAMPS SPORTING GOODS

THE PRIZE
Mr. Arthur Walker was high on something, ass naked and in desperate need of an outfit and a new pair of tennis shoes. With no way of acquiring such a purchase, Arthur did the one thing any sensible human being would do.

He drove a pick-up truck through the front door of the mall, whipped a sharp right turn and smashed through the windows of Champs Sporting Goods. When authorities arrived on the scene, Mr. Walker was fully dressed,
THE "CUSTOMER"

Southwest Center Malls securtity stated that it took a long 2 hours to clean up Mr. Walkers mess. But evidently as shown in the picture below, the management allowed Mr. Walker to keep the clothes (accept the shoes..... needed MJ clearance).


THE VICTIM.....CHAMPS

THE AFTERMATH

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