THE PRIZE |
Mr. Arthur Walker was high on something, ass naked and in desperate need of an outfit and a new pair of tennis shoes. With no way of acquiring such a purchase, Arthur did the one thing any sensible human being would do.
He drove a pick-up truck through the front door of the mall, whipped a sharp right turn and smashed through the windows of Champs Sporting Goods. When authorities arrived on the scene, Mr. Walker was fully dressed,
He drove a pick-up truck through the front door of the mall, whipped a sharp right turn and smashed through the windows of Champs Sporting Goods. When authorities arrived on the scene, Mr. Walker was fully dressed,
THE VICTIM.....CHAMPS |
THE AFTERMATH |
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