LFL.... TESTOSTERONE TEMPTATION ...... MAY END.

The Lingerie Football Leaguem be in horrible trouble if the wishes of the Tampa Bay Breeze's Liz Gorman comes to light. Ms. Gorman has had enough with scraped up ass cheeks, grass in her crotch, bruised tits, and accusations of foul play from her boyfriend due to turf burns on her knees.

Does Ms. Gorman not realize the name of the organization for which she works. That's the allure dear.

I'm sorry Liz, you think the guys watch due to your 40yd dash speed, vertical leaps or horizontal lay-outs to make a catch. Or maybe it's the way you shake off tackles, or hike the ball, or the quick release from the QB. Trust me love, the only quick release your fans enjoy are there own when you all are in a huddle like the picture on the left......

Liz, the LFL has been very successful. And with its incresing popularity it is set to add four new Australian teams to the 12 U.S teams and the six in Canada. That would be a total of 22 teams. The league is right on the brink of having the same amount as the NFL. Thats crazy......Just like your complaints. I'd advise you to find another career path, or find the brain you once had when you took the job.